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Buy This or We'll Kill You

by Chubby Bunny

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Am I alone in this world am i the only one who sees all the bitchy douche bag posers hypocrite lip-syncing losers on TV what lacking is made up in looks, autotuned voices, and catchy hooks paid talent is the backing band they hold guitars that arent plugged in aesthetically what did you expect to happen when labels start assembling bands so say goodbye diverse music scenes replaced, for greed, by monotony but im not listening it shouldnt strike you as a surprise all the songs are written by the same guy so say goodbye diverse music scenes its replaced, for greed, by monotony but im not listening and im not buying lovely songbirds that dance and sing never will stray from the routine all dressed up sans artistry record fat cats just pull their strings what i call bullshit they call the best we want progress, they offer less a pretty cover with nothing inside theyre committing musical genocide Nickelback and Ashlee Simpson fuel the decline of musics innocence corrupt great bands like the Offspring now they just play and do the cool thing am i alone, who else can see these songbirds are just rats with wings with feathers primped fluffed out and long their beaks move to prerecorded songs
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Nightstick 02:17
A two foot wooden stick Raining blows on innocents Weapon of choice for corrupt pigs But the handles covered in glaze As if the owners a cliche A walking joke for donuts Nightstick Who cleans you off at night? Who washes away the filth and 409s out the blood that stains you? Nightstick How do you shine every morning? Who fills in those nics and divots That splinter off when you abuse? It gives you no respect Grants no authority Like the gun you hold its cowardly Not for protecting or negotiating On the streets the scream "Police Brutality!" Nightstick Who cleans you off at night? Who washes away the filth and 409s out the blood that stains you? Nightstick You shed more blood than light today Howd you get such a lovely gloss? It looks like someone takes good care of you
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I woke up in the morning with a 40 in my hand still hungover from drinking with my friends house party, pit party, doesnt really matter when you got a keg you know the blunts are always fatter now its lunch time and im going to the store polished off my 40 man im going to grab some more I walk in stinking and everybody knows its clear that all im going to do today is drink some more beer everywhere that i go i gotta bring a 40 yo i just want to drink some more beer doesnt matter if its warm or if the labels torn i just want to drink some more beer I woke up in an alley with vomit on my pants still hungover from drinking with my parents bar mitzvah, funeral, it doesnt really matter give me an open bar and bottles will be shattered now its midnight and im going to the store polished off those 40s man im going to grab some more I walk in stinking and everybody knows its clear that all im going to do today is drink some more beer everywhere that i go i gotta bring a 40 yo i just want to drink some more beer doesnt matter if its warm or if the labels torn i just want to drink some more beer
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According to the surgeon generals warning women should not drink alcoholic beverages is theyre pregnant and you should not drink and drive because you just might die and we dont want you to drink and die but its so fucking fun to drink and drive especially when you smoke and get high but use your sense and dont drink and drive cause if you do you might drink and die
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Dumpster baby turned orphan grew up with no loving lived in and out of foster parents with only abuse and negligence its no surprised how she got so confused no foundation always had to move felt right in with curiosity thats when Annie turned Trannie A life lived bi-curiously for our little orphan Trannie she never had to be alone in her cul-de-sac with the sketchies found loving on the street she found a place she can call home and kept on living doing what she wants as her or him a girl and a boy and a he/she sex toy with a pole and a hole and she will suck and blow you just show her the twenties or give him some money little orphan Trannie He gives and she takes with her snake hole and snake with her pink and his dink and whatever you think of just ask her to bend over or tell him to go slower little orphan Trannie

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Upcoming EP from Maine's premier punk rock band: Chubby Bunny. Five face-melting songs that will make you sing, dance, laugh, and cry all at the same time.

On "Buy This or We'll Kill You," Chubby Bunny pushes genres to the fullest extent, incorporating reggae, ska, and metal into their already unique blend of West Coast style punk rock. From the opening track, "Rats With Wings," a progressive punk epic about the current state of the music industry, to the ripping riffs and double kicks of "Lil Orphan Tranny," the EP's final song, these guys have opened a door to a whole new era of punk rock. These songs are fast, catchy, rocking, progressive, and uhh did we already mention...FAST?!?! So stop reading and "Buy This or We'll Kill You"....or, come on, at least download it for free.

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released May 1, 2011

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