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Am I alone in this world
am i the only one who sees
all the bitchy douche bag posers
hypocrite lip-syncing losers on TV
what lacking is made up in looks,
autotuned voices, and catchy hooks
paid talent is the backing band
they hold guitars that arent plugged in aesthetically
what did you expect to happen
when labels start assembling bands
so say goodbye diverse music scenes
replaced, for greed, by monotony
but im not listening
it shouldnt strike you as a surprise
all the songs are written by the same guy
so say goodbye diverse music scenes
its replaced, for greed, by monotony
but im not listening
and im not buying
lovely songbirds that dance and sing
never will stray from the routine
all dressed up sans artistry
record fat cats just pull their strings
what i call bullshit they call the best
we want progress, they offer less
a pretty cover with nothing inside
theyre committing musical genocide
Nickelback and Ashlee Simpson
fuel the decline of musics innocence
corrupt great bands like the Offspring
now they just play and do the cool thing
am i alone, who else can see
these songbirds are just rats with wings
with feathers primped fluffed out and long
their beaks move to prerecorded songs
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Nightstick
02:17
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A two foot wooden stick
Raining blows on innocents
Weapon of choice for corrupt pigs
But the handles covered in glaze
As if the owners a cliche
A walking joke for donuts
Nightstick
Who cleans you off at night?
Who washes away the filth and
409s out the blood that stains you?
Nightstick
How do you shine every morning?
Who fills in those nics and divots
That splinter off when you abuse?
It gives you no respect
Grants no authority
Like the gun you hold its cowardly
Not for protecting or negotiating
On the streets the scream "Police Brutality!"
Nightstick
Who cleans you off at night?
Who washes away the filth and
409s out the blood that stains you?
Nightstick
You shed more blood than light today
Howd you get such a lovely gloss?
It looks like someone takes good care of you
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40oz to Capeheart
02:41
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I woke up in the morning with a 40 in my hand
still hungover from drinking with my friends
house party, pit party, doesnt really matter
when you got a keg you know the blunts are always fatter
now its lunch time and im going to the store
polished off my 40 man im going to grab some more
I walk in stinking and everybody knows its clear
that all im going to do today is drink some more beer
everywhere that i go i gotta bring a 40 yo
i just want to drink some more beer
doesnt matter if its warm or if the labels torn
i just want to drink some more beer
I woke up in an alley with vomit on my pants
still hungover from drinking with my parents
bar mitzvah, funeral, it doesnt really matter
give me an open bar and bottles will be shattered
now its midnight and im going to the store
polished off those 40s man im going to grab some more
I walk in stinking and everybody knows its clear
that all im going to do today is drink some more beer
everywhere that i go i gotta bring a 40 yo
i just want to drink some more beer
doesnt matter if its warm or if the labels torn
i just want to drink some more beer
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Surgeon's General
00:59
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According to the surgeon generals warning
women should not drink alcoholic beverages is theyre pregnant
and you should not drink and drive
because you just might die
and we dont want you to drink and die
but its so fucking fun to drink and drive
especially when you smoke and get high
but use your sense and dont drink and drive
cause if you do you might drink and die
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Lil Orphan Trannie
02:32
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Dumpster baby turned orphan
grew up with no loving
lived in and out of foster parents
with only abuse and negligence
its no surprised how she got so confused
no foundation always had to move
felt right in with curiosity
thats when Annie turned Trannie
A life lived bi-curiously
for our little orphan Trannie
she never had to be alone
in her cul-de-sac with the sketchies
found loving on the street
she found a place she can call home
and kept on living
doing what she wants as her or him
a girl and a boy and a he/she sex toy
with a pole and a hole and she will suck and blow you
just show her the twenties or give him some money
little orphan Trannie
He gives and she takes with her snake hole and snake
with her pink and his dink and whatever you think of
just ask her to bend over or tell him to go slower
little orphan Trannie
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